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First time I ate pork
was on a beach, 1991
Peak's Hotel
was pink and on the beach, my god
what was her name? who snuck me out of my hotel room
took me to the oven
where her grandpa was baking
gray meat she pulled apart
and i couldn't explain to my parents
the grease or the taste
of something so forbidden especially
at such a young age.


I saw god through the ocean waves, and he shook his finger, yes siree he did
but perhaps that was a seagull or an egret

and egret, an egret, an egret.
(Say it thrice and you will understand what I mean).

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what is your IQ?


which one of your friends knows you best?
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Mc Diddly Dack is thinking about what to do today...
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Mc Diddly Dack is dead.

I love that boy
Asian nose and skin,

As he lay
in his bedroom, glass walls as thin
as the brain i used to have

through
the impaired small town curvy lips

i roar

i love him.

and he makes me feel like i will never die.


and he makes me lunch in the morning time

i will give up good poetry to run
my fingers through his black hair, and pet him

because i got real lucky, man, real lucky.